Shirts Lie

okay, i'm all about self expression. i myself have The most killer t-shirt idea that i cannot reveal here, because it will be stolen and sold to Urban(e) in a matter of seconds. but, i feel as though these t-shirt slogans must be true for the person for them to make any sort of sense and to make any sort of point. So: to all you "shorties" that belie the name. take off the damn shirt. to all you "Yes, they're real", no they're not and everyone can tell, if you don the "cutie", "hottie" or "blondes do it better" (and i will tell you right now that they most definitely do Not...) you better be able to show the goods. and if god forbid any of these mis-advertisements adorn your keister, (that includes "Dancer", pawprints, or a school name) please realize that if you're over 13 you're too old for that shit, and if you're 13 or younger you're too young to have people reading your ass. so basically ix-ne on the ass-writing-a, or whatever (i'm not bi-lingual with the pig latin, i must've missed that day in 3rd grade). so yes. that is that. and if you see me on the street and i have a shirt that says "I'm cooler than you" you better believe it's the truth.